American Government Quiz

F.Y.I. --I did not make this up. It appeared in a Missionary letter in the church bulletin--

Who's the president?
George W (pronounced with emphasisn on the "W"

Who's the vice president?
Deeeck Tcheney

President's wife?
Laaaur-ra (pronounced dreamily)

What?! But certainly he has a girlfriend! They all do, and you know he IS the most pwerful man in the world!
No, Bush looooves his Laura. President of Yemen has many wives. Clinton had Monica. BUSH LOVES HIS LAURA!