OHiO!!

LOL .. THiS WAS POSTED ON A BULLETiN ON MYSPACE AND THOUGHT iT WAS HiLARiOUS BECAUSE iTS PRETTY MUCH TRUE!!

You may be from Ohio (pronounced "ah-hi-uh") if:

You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. YES!
You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. AKRON U.. SUPER CLOSE :D
You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones. I LOVE BUCKEYES!!
Michigan usually brings a scowl. BOO!!
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. LOL .. THE HICKS LIVE SOUTH
You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. OF COURSE!!
"Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. O YEA
You measure distance in minutes.[[ Haha. Like "that's like, a twenty minute drive!" ]] YUP i DO
Your school classes were canceled because of cold. INDEED
Your school classes were canceled because of heat. I THINK I REMEMBER THAT..
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. AH! ITS INSANE!!
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" LOL :D I SURE DO!!
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. NO, WE LOCK IT
Drinking beer underage is a weekend ritual. NOT FOR ME .. BUT I KNOW PPL DO :(
You carry bungee cords in your car. YES!! MY DAD HAS A MILLION
You know what "pop" is. PEPSI IS POP, NOT SODA!!
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. I XXX POTHOLES
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports. YEA THEY DO!!
You call it Krogers even though it is Kroger. AWW, KROGERS!! I MEAN KROGER.. BUT ANYWAYS, I REMEMBER GOING THERE WHEN WE VISITED AUNT SUSIE & UNCLE SEAN IN BUCKEYE CITY -- COLUMBUS!!
Girls wear miniskirts with uggs in the winter and complain of it being too cold outside. OMGOSH THEY DO!! AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY'RE COLD.. GEEZ
Boys wear their pants at LEAST at their crack, if not lower. PULL THOSE PANTS UP, BOYS. I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT